Just worked it out. Spent at least 13 hours at work today.
I also calculated that a mere 20 minutes of that chunk of my time was lavished on myself: having the occasional nervous pee, smoking a quick fag in stealth mode outside and surreptitiously nibbling at my lunch underneath my work station.
No wonder my hair falls out, arranging themselves into ominous signs upon my desk.
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